The Goon Eatery

3/7 Main St, Nar Nar Goon VIC 3812, Australia
+61 3 5942 5286
$$$ Cafe
(94 Reviews)
Price Range $1–20

Welcome to The Goon Eatery, an enchanting café nestled in the peaceful heart of Nar Nar Goon, VIC. This delightful spot is more than just a place to grab a bite; it’s a haven for food enthusiasts and coffee aficionados alike, promising a warm atmosphere filled with friendly faces and mouth-watering selections.

The Goon Eatery specializes in a range of hearty and delicious offerings, perfect for starting your day or enjoying a casual lunch. Start your morning with their scrumptious Big Breakfast Burger for A$13.50, a towering delight packed with eggs, bacon, and all the fixings, or savor the flaky Ham & Cheese Croissant for just A$8.00—a favorite that’s bound to leave your taste buds dancing with joy. For those who crave something lighter, don’t miss the Toasted Ham, Cheese & Tomato Sandwich at A$8.50, where gooey cheese meets crispy bread and fresh tomatoes in a symphony of comfort.

But what really sets The Goon Eatery apart is the inviting ambiance. Patrons like Cora Pierce praise the agreeable vibe, which pairs perfectly with the café's incredible coffee. Sip on a rich Cappuccino or a velvety Mocha, each priced at just A$5.00, crafted meticulously by the friendly baristas who add a personal touch to every cup. The warm decor, accentuated by soft lighting and friendly chatter, envelops you, making you feel as if you’re dining among friends.

Customer experiences tout the stellar service at The Goon Eatery. Benjamin Quick shares a magical moment upon entry, complimenting the attentiveness of the staff, who make it a point to create memorable interactions. This sentiment resonates with many: the staff are not just service providers; they become part of your dining experience. The reviews consistently highlight the delightful and informed service, which complements the delectable menu.

For those looking for a bite on the go, The Goon Eatery provides the perfect mid-day respite. Whether you’re in the mood for a Chicken Delight Focaccia at A$10.50 or a Breakfast Turkish for A$13.50, the café’s menu offers plenty of choices that cater to varied palates. And don’t overlook the hot drinks that can warm your spirit as you settle into a relaxing moment away from the bustle of daily life.

In a nutshell, The Goon Eatery is a must-visit culinary landmark in Nar Nar Goon for its delightful offerings, cozy atmosphere, and stellar service. The enticing food, chock-full of flavors and crafted with care, along with the cheerful staff ready to make your experience unforgettable, will ensure you find yourself returning again and again.

So why wait? Next time you’re exploring 3/7 Main St, pop into The Goon Eatery for a meal that’s as enjoyable as it is tasty—you won’t regret it!

Accessibility
Has wheelchair-accessible car park
Has wheelchair-accessible entrance
Has wheelchair-accessible seating
From the business
Identifies as women-owned
Service options
Has outdoor seating
Offers takeaway
Serves dine-in
Highlights
Serves great coffee
Has great tea selection
Popular for
Popular for breakfast
Popular for lunch
Good for solo dining
Good for working on laptop
Offerings
Serves coffee
Serves healthy options
Sells prepared foods
Quick bite
Serves vegetarian dishes
Dining options
Serves breakfast
Serves brunch
Serves lunch
Serves dessert
Has seating
Amenities
No toilet
Atmosphere
Casual
Cosy
Crowd
Family friendly
Good for groups
Popular with tourists
Payments
Accepts credit cards
Accepts debit cards
Accepts NFC mobile payments
Credit cards
Children
Good for kids
High chairs available
Has kids' menu
Parking
Free of charge street parking
Free parking lot
Plenty of parking
Openings Hours
Checking

Monday

6:00 AM - 2:30 PM

Tuesday

6:00 AM - 2:30 PM

Wednesday

6:00 AM - 2:30 PM

Thursday

6:00 AM - 2:30 PM

Friday

6:00 AM - 2:30 PM

Saturday

7:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Sunday

Closed

94 Reviews
Cora Pierce

08 Oct 2025

Wow ladies! The sausage roll was superb! Lovely vibe in here, friendly staff and great coffee

Benjamin Quick

05 Oct 2025

OMG!! WHAT THE JOHN!!! the goon eatery where do I even start. Staff 10/10 with their near professional skills, so polite, kind and fun. I walked in and Sarah was there to greet me, she lead me to a table and said she would come back in a few to see how I was getting on. It was almost like magic, as soon as I figured out what I wanted, she came right back and took my order. I ordered and within minutes a fresh bacon and egg muffin came right to my table. The food 10/10, It was fresh, warm, taken care of and most importantly it was delicious. Atmosphere 10/10, The splash of colour on the wall, the unique table design and the smell of fresh food being cooked, made my experience a 10/10 overall. If you are every hungry and in the area, please, for your sake, go to the goon eatery.

Ethan

29 Aug 2025

I loved gooning in the goon eatery. Finest burgers in town. Even got to leisurely browse the Goon news while we ate. Was a bit disappointed that they didn't seem to offer goon to drink. But 5 stars nonetheless. I will be a dedicated gooner from now on.

James Manlapid

25 Aug 2025

Great little spot to stop by for a feed. Had the schnitzel bacon wrap which was surprisingly packed. Had decent weight to it which is quite uncommon nowadays. Chips were cooked perfectly - light and crispy

Anita A

19 Aug 2025

Staff are friendly. Food is amazing and the prices are so cheap. The lemon Curd Croissant and Toasted ham Cheese and tomato is a favourite. The burger delicious and they use tallow in their deep fryer.

Robyn Gardiner

15 Aug 2025

We have just discovered this great spot - the coffee was fabulous, the food delicious and the staff were lovely. We'll be back for more coffee!!!

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